Shits real . . .

Hollister , Goon , Doc , Black , and Friend are all guys in my life that are just taking up space... some more than others. Isn't there such thing as boy/girl code ? Or is there just a specific code shared by the same sex ? I mean you would think respect would be at the top of the priority list if you guys were once friends right ? WRONG !

HOLLISTER
*grimaces* He was one of the few that had potential in the beginning. I seriously liked him when I first came to school because not only was I spending the most time with him but he seemed very down to earth and real ...a breath of fresh air after dealing/chasing ( yes *sighs* I chased) Goon and Holliday all summer . But of course like the majority of them, he turned...for the worse . We had an "altercation" and I'll admit the FIRST time I was to blame as much as he was but the 2nd was all him . Now he's running around my building trying to fuck whomever he pleases . I have to give him credit...he's breaking records . Does it bother me ? hell yeah ! Especially when the girls he chooses are living right next to me. But fuck it, he's not mine and never was. I come in my lobby and see him sitting beside another girl who clearly wasn't the one he was messing with the night before, all I can do is smile and thank God I'm not just one of many.

GOON
 THIS MUTHAFUCKA ! *rolls eyes excessively* Not only did I give him another shot at for "the love of Smoovee 101" but the nigga STILL decides to play me to the left . You gettin girls numbers off of twitter and all open about the shit but when I ask him his response is simple "their twitter slores" . I leave Ga and am back in DC for THREE days before he decides to call (after I had to curse him out) to see if my feet even touched the ground ! The guy had the NERVE to ask me "do you know what your rank is ?!" and went into detail saying "I don't know how to explain it. Your not my boo thang, but your not my wifey either . Your right below being a wifey. Idk if that makes you feel better." *stares blankly* WTF ! What kind of significance is that you dumb shit ?! It's over for that nigga . He has no job, no phone, no car, is being forced to go to school ...wtf am I doing with him ? At this time in our lives if your still classifying yourself as a goon, brick city bandit and are able to wake and bake yet don't have mula to put gas in someones car...you need to be reevaluated.

DOC
Positive : Senior, Premed, handsome, mature   
Negative : Horny, ashy feet, stank breath , and doesn't know what the word no means
 Not only is he a distinguished, graduating senior on his way to med school, but he is also a horny, overly confident dickhead. He hits me up every now and then ...cool ...I ignore it most of the time yes but when you haven't txtd me in 2 weeks and then I randomly get a txt at 1;45 am "hey wyd tonight" that's an automatic bootycall .  I AM NOT THE ONE!

FRIEND
Ladies, we all have that friend that could be more than a friend but you play him to the side because he's too much of a friend. Well this particular guy is cool as fuck and always offers me advice on all of my disappointments as shown above, but idk maybe I'm shallow. Who knows , it just seems like if I was to give him a shot everyone would have shit to say . *shrugs* we'll see what this semester brings .

But as you guys can see...I need to do some serious ass spring cleaning because none of these niggas seems to be very promising . Spring semester is always the wildest anyway right ? That's when the weather begins to change and moods too so...we'll see how shit turns out .

Smoovee