By Smoovee

Last night...

As you guys may have noticed Bonnie nor myself are the greatest when it comes to picking the opposite sex, but we try.  Last night I went to one of my current "beaus" room. He hit me up around 6ish to watch the game and have dinner. Lemme give you a little background information on "Doc". 
I met him freshman week, when Courtney, Tavia, and I were on our way back from Mcdonald's at around 1am being that I go to college in the inner city we have to always be on our toes just in case we need to run from a potential murderer or crackhead. As we were walking side, by side, by side each taking responsibility looking in the direction assigned to each of us, when suddenly Court screams at the top of her lungs after seeing a rodent of some sort and we all ran into the street damn near running into a guy riding a bike. After we all apologize embarrassingly to him he continues to ride off , when he's out of ear shot Court says "he was handsome." That's all I needed to hear within seconds I shouted down the street "AY ! What's ya name ?!" Long story short he turned around, I got his number (an approach taught to me by my aunt)  and we've talked every now and then , chilled twice, and BOTH times were a FLOP . 

FIRST TIME
I go walk over to his dorm, being that he's a graduating senior my mans has 24 hour visitation . SO I went over there a little later than I should have. Mistake on my part I'll admit. He greets me at the door we go up to his room , and he puts on a movie. Then he begins to undress , you know make himself more comfortable in his space. He takes off his hoody, his pants to reveal basketball shorts and then the socks came off and those FEETS yes I said feets were HORRIFIC . What made it worse was he had 5 lotion bottles, I counted, FIVE lotion bottles and ashy ass feet . Why though ? Why ? I was automatically turned off, then he had the nerve to call himself cuddling with me . His feet touched me guys, and they were cold. Cold, ashy ass feet. I can't . I had my back against him with us both laying down, I could tell he was gathering courage to kiss me because he kept breathing in my ear until finally he thought fuck it and began to kiss me "passionately" with dragon breath. After I told him we can't fuck, he STILL calls his homeboy for a condom. After continuously asking "wanna have sex" and after blatantly saying NO he still fucking called his mans. That was the first time. 

LAST NIGHT 
Doc hits me up on some romantic shit, asking me to come over to watch the game and dinner. Since I was doing my hair I told him I'd come after I was done. I had already ordered food, and knew I was going to be late so I wasn't expecting him to wait for me to eat. I get done with my hair around 8 and I begin to walk over to his dorm. He meets me at the entrance and we continue onto his room. He asks me if I was hungry I politely tell him no and he replies "ahhh man , I was gonna cook for you." It actually made me feel bad that I had already eaten but I thought fuck it. After settling down in his room, I was chillin he took a quick shower got out and joined me on the bed. We shared a few laughs and I explained the characters of Mob Wives to him , we made small talk and then he was on top of me. I know he made the first move because I never make the first move...with him. While kissing him I tried to imagine that he was my boyfriend whom I loved to the core, and when I opened my eyes and snapped back I realized it was still only Doc, so I stopped it. We cuddle, he falls "asleep" and then pops up 10 minutes later on top of me again. I go along with it yes, because for a minute it feels good to be wanted, but then he gets too intimate and I have to pop up and tell him I HAVE to go. Sensing he made me uncomfortable he tries to plead to get me to stay but I refuse I tell him if I stay I'll end up fucking him . LIE ! But reverse psychology works like a muthafucka. He asks me again why I can't stay and I tell him I'm celibate. You know this nigga had the nerve to say "me too yo that's why I don't keep condoms in here" . After this fool was JUST on top of me he says he was celibate .  Does he not think I've realized you don't need a condom to fuck ? TUH ! Just because you don't have condoms in here doesn't mean your dick doesn't partake in vaginal activities !  I had to go, shit was getting too uncomfortable. 


Before the little episode I had involving me to leave , we were cuddling and he fell "asleep" like I said previously. While I was laying in his arms, and I felt his chest rising up and down I found myself really contemplating why I wasn't head over heels for a guy that otherwise would be perfect for me. He's a mature senior whose premed, and has a future ahead of him. He's smart as hell and doesn't drink nor smoke which could maybe help me change some of my ways. Hollister nor Goon was thinking of Smoovee so why were they invading my thinking space ? I was comparing him to them and he would triumph them both if it wasn't for the THIRST ! Because after he popped up again it was on. Matter fact I can't even call him thirsty because if it was a guy I was really into it this would be a completely different blog. But its not and its him we're talking about so...yeah . I don't know maybe he'll grow on me, or maybe he'll stop paying attention and make me fall head over heels from lack of affection shown towards me . Shit it worked for all the others . With my love life, there's no telling what the fuck is going to happen or when that something will occur. Stay tuned . 

Smoovee .